New Entry, Liberal Devil’s Dictionary

“In several previous post’s,” I wrote here several years ago, “I have indicated an interest in updating Ambrose Bierce’s classic The Devil’s Dictionary. One of Bierce’s typical definitions, for those of you who are temporarily unfamiliar with him, was conservative, which he defined as ‘A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.’”

Today’s entry:

VARIOUS, adj.

Islamic. (President Obama on Orlando shooter Omar Mateen: “It appears that the shooter was inspired by various extremist information that was disseminated over the internet.”)

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